If You Give A Mom Some Beans


If you give a mom some beans…


…she’ll want some polenta to go with them.


And when she sees the polenta, she’ll need to sauté some peppers and onions.


And when she piles the peppers and onions onto her dish, she’ll look for some cheese.


And when she’s added the cheese, she’ll want to sneak in a few scallions.


And when her son eats her meal, which is absolutely scrumptious, and free of charge…



he’ll decide not to leave the house until age 34.


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